I'm on twitter @mattgriffo, literally.
Are you a musician and don’t have time to workout? Then this video is for you.
Thank you to KORG USA for lending me the Korg PS60 to use in the video! And to Cheetah Gym for letting me use there gym to make the video!
the-ellen-show asked: I saw you on ellen :)
You sure did! I can’t believe I won $1,000! It was awesome :)
Step 2: Let’s have me play one of my songs on the Ellen Show!
I just nailed a guy on my bike. He was jaywalking through stopped traffic and I couldn’t see him till we crosses paths and I didn’t have enough time to stop.
He was fine. But man. All I know is football players are intense.
So yesterday Erin Johnson told me to go to a parking lot and dress nice because the Ellen show was there and they said to look “Glamarous”. I put on my 3 piece suit and biked over to Walgreens. Long story short I’m going to be on a segment at the end of the Ellen show that starts at 3pm Central Standard Time today and I won $1,000 yesterday/today in Walgreens Gift Card money.
I’m going to be shopping at Walgreens more now.
I’m so excited!!!!!
Going to be rocking the Korg T3 61 note keyboard tonight for my LA Comedy Festival set tonight at 7. And my ukulele.
If you’re in LA, The theater is:
The Actors Company
916a N.Formosa Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90046
Tickets are $15 at the door.
Explaining Comedy Festival Submissions to a Tax Man
Pretense: Kwame pronounced Qua - me is from Africa and has a fun african accent.
MATT: Then these are festival submissions, which are deductible.
KWAME: Okay. (Looks confused) You pay to perform at these festivals?
MATT: Yeah.
KWAME: And then you’re paid from the show later.
MATT: No. You just pay to perform.
KWAME: And what do you get?
MATT: The ability to perform at the festival.
KWAME: (Silence) Then you pay for your travel expenses??
MATT: Yeah.
KWAME: So why do you do this?
MATT: To be able to perform at the festival.
KWAME: I do not understand.
MATT: I’m getting the ability to perform at an awesome comedy festival.
KWAME: But you are making no money.
MATT: Yeah, I know that.
KWAME: I do not understand.
MATT: I know, it makes no sense but that’s how it goes.
KWAME: Okay. Let’s keep going.
(SCENE)
Good morning all,
Charlie is still in sleepy town and I just got word I’m performing for a ukulele cabaret show in Milwaukee June 8.
This is crazy
jstn:
Hologram Tupac at Coachella. It’s definitely the future now, right?
Apparently he never even did this song live while he was, uh, living. So… motion-captured actor with Pac’s face digitally attached? (à la Winklevoss) Vocals by Dave Chappelle?
(via ericmortensen)
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