I'm on twitter @mattgriffo, literally.
Grandma: I have a beeper (meaning she has another call beeping in)
Matt: Okay
Grandma: Hold on…… hello?
Matt: (silence. thinks, puts on old man voice) Hello. This is Russel Thompson.
Grandma: Who?
Matt: Russell Thompson from the mill.
Grandma: Well you’ve got the wrong number
Matt: Grandma it’s me, you didn’t get the beep
Grandma: Oh. hee hee. Youu.
Chicago Ukulele Players! And ukulele lovers. ;)
The Chicago Ukulele Cabaret is Saturday, April 14th, 8pm at Silvie’s Lounge
no tickets, the show is free!
Sweet poster for the LA Comedy Festival shows.
I’ll be performing with:
Boosh Kla-Klau
Julia Hladkowicz
Drews Tumbler
I’m super excited to be performing there this year and getting to check out LA! You can get tickets for the 21st or 22nd here
I’m still trying to find a keyboard to play. If you know someone with one let me know!
There’s a place called “The Space” in Rochester, NY that’s a new cool comedy venue/improv club. It’s pretty sweet. So if you’re in Rochester and you ever have a chance to go. Go!
Charlie’s first time in woods. He’s so excited! And sniffing everything he can
One thing that actually bugs the ever-living FUCK outta me is when a man can’t tie his fucking neck tie right. Seriously, FIX IT. LOOK IN THE MIRROR. YOU LOOK STUPID.
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